"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
Albert Einstein (via feellng)

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time
selena can we do this officialramennoodle

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

That ’70s show Season 2 Opening Credits

"Ringo, get your crayons, we’ve got a job for you."
John Lennon, when he heard that The Beatles would be making the cartoon film Yellow Submarine. (via uncuntcious)

emattgination:

sweatmorebleedless:

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

I like this

I swear, I’m gonna reblog this every time it comes up on my dash,

There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

yesterday i was a victim to the tackling hug twice. i have never been so happy to have friends who miss me so much, but damn, i still have bruises.

snortingcakemix:

should I change my url to officialramennoodle(s)?

do it so that then you can respond to people talking about their ramen problems.

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

legend milk? coke milk? can some one please explain?

when i try taking a cute picture this happens.

When the soloist and conductor don’t get along

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

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jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

sailingto-nowhere:

you should plant a tree

or some flowers

or your lips on mine

東京